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From our friends at Aztlan’s Provisional Government

URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan

April 26, 2006

Estimada Raza de Aztlan and Beyond,

Our Director of Special Intelligence Services has brought to our attention disturbing information that threatens the safety of our families. This information requires that we prepare a defense strategy to protect our communities.

Due to the recent large demonstrations of our people in major cities in occupied Anahuac, extremist European invaders are preparing violent actions against us. They are expected to use physical violence in the upcoming marches and rallies planned for May 1, 2006 and we must take steps to protect our families.

The Director of Special Intelligence Services has reliable information that anti-Mexican forces in Aztlan and in certain other area of Anahuac, are preparing to utilize explosives and snipers to kill our people. We urge our community to arm themselves to protect our families. We are also urging our soldiers presently serving In Iraq, Afghanistan and other foreign lands to do everything possible to return home and fight for your own. The situation here is critical.

In addition, all political prisoners shall be in constant alert and ready for action. Also, youth groups in our barrios shall call truces and direct their energies against the racist enemy that has vowed to annihilate our families.

Our Prime Minister is instructing every able bodied male to arm himself to protect the women and children in his home. We can not depend on local White law enforcement authorities because in many cases they will join the criminal elements and participate in the slaughter of our people. Make sure you have weapons and plenty of ammunition in your homes at the ready.

Criminal racist elements have already made death threats against certain “occupation administrators” and they will not stop at killing our civilians. We hope that the massacres of Mexicans that the White criminals have vowed to undertake are just the rantings of cowardly insane minds but we must take these threats seriously.

Cuauhtli
Minister of Information
Nation of Aztlan

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No more Kotex for La Raza

Well, it’s finally come to this: Aztlan has officially declared a boycott of Kotex, Huggies, Kleenex, Cottonelle, Scott, Kimbies, Pull-ups, Depend and more.

Why? Because the Evil Nazi Fascist Congressman Sensenbrenner is an heir to the Kimberly-Clark fortune. If illegal aliens stop wiping their noses, their fundamental posterior orifices, and their babies in KC products, Sensenbrenner will be FORCED to stop doing bad things to these poor, embattled people.

There was no guidance on what substitutes might be appropriate, although there is a downloadable flier available on the forums that I suppose you could use if you print it on soft enough paper. Frankly, I’d highly recommend avoiding this weekend’s protest rallies, unless you have a serious head cold.

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