Archive for the ‘Obamatons!’ Category
You might be an Obamaton if:
… you only use the #p2 hashtag
… you think a government that can’t run a post office can run health care
… you think anyone disagreeing with BHO just HAS to be a racist
… you think Joe Biden is smarter than Dan Quayle
… you think it’s OK for Congress to pass bills without reading them, hell, without holding hearings
… you think government workers are overworked and underpaid
… you think it’s just great that the IRS will be enforcing health insurance compliance
… you think the VAT won’t be a massive tax increase on the middle class
… you “feel” we’re moving in the right direction as a country, in spite of the evidence right before your nose
OK, I was trying to come up with funny ones, but these are all so terribly sad. Help a brother out, and suggest more, we’ll get ‘em all posted …
No conflict of interest there, huh?
The dingbat who stalked and harassed Nancy Pelosi (on behalf of a grateful nation, I might add) was apparently a normal, nice, decent guy until those rabid racist wingnuts at FoxNews sent him on his mission of mayhem against the Speaker.
“Greg frequently gets in with a group of people that have really radical ideas and that are not consistent with myself or the rest of the family, which gets him into problems,” Eleanor Giusti (his octagenarian mommy) said. “I say Fox News, or all of those that are really radical, and he, that’s where he comes from.”
Because, after all, reporting what’s ACTUALLY happening is starting to be enough to make people upset. Who knew?