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Irish donkey sex case shocks net

Updated Netizens have reacted with a mixture of horror and disbelief to a story which recently appeared on Galway First entitled “Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told”.

We say recently, because the stampede of surfers rushing down to check the outrage for themselves appears to have brought down galwayfirst.ie.

No matter. Here’s a handy grab of the orginal story, and the full text below:

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.

Thomas Aloysius McCarney, with an address in south Galway, was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage. Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.

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We have to put up with the idiots we elect, but at least we don’t have to put up with guys like this.  Enjoy your healty English food Chuck.

Charles: Ban the Big Mac

Prince Charles today said banning McDonald’s fast food was the key to a healthy lifestyle.

His comments came as he attended the launch of a public health awareness campaign.

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“She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone” . I coundn’t agree more.

Text messages land teacher in hot water

February 23, 2007

MURRAY, Ky. –A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer, police said.

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Lawmakers gone wild.

Law Could Ban Anatomically Correct Car Doodads

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — One Maryland state lawmaker wants to grab the bull by the… Well, let’s say it’s not exactly by the horns.

Delegate LeRoy Myers Jr. wants to outlaw bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle doodads.

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Head phones are your friend.

Wis. man’s good intentions die by the sword

He breaks into apartment, mistaking porn screams for actual rape

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. – A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

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