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“I don’t know what they were thinking. They couldn’t have been thinking much.”   I guess that pretty much sums it up.

Vandalized elevator fights back

Looks like an open and shut case after doors lock up, preventing escape

OSLO, Norway – Two young Norwegian vandals overlooked a small but crucial detail when they started smashing up a train station elevator: They were inside it.

And the elevator at the Lillestroem Train Station, north of Oslo, appeared to be the vengeful sort, sealing its doors and holding the two for the police.

This one would make Ms Crow happy.

Visitors told: Bring own toilet paper

WALKERSVILLE, Md. – Bring your own toilet paper if you’re visiting a park in Walkersville. Last week, vandals set some paper on fire in a men’s bathroom at the Walkersville Community Park.

On Monday, Town Manager Gloria Long Rollins announced that all paper products have been removed from bathrooms at the town’s four parks.

Who can blame the guy for wanting some good smokes before being strung up, but hair dye?

Cigars, hair dye for Saddam’s final days

BAGHDAD (Reuters) – The U.S. military bought Cuban cigars and hair dye for deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein while he was held before his execution because they were “mission essential,” a military investigation heard Tuesday.

Looks like someone is still going to strike out with Ms. Hottie.

“Will undergo a psychiatric assessment.”  D’ya think?

Man arrested for naked Hitler birthday event

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – A Canadian man has been arrested after he was found walking around naked with a swastika taped to his body to mark Adolf Hitler’s birthday, police said on Friday.

Police in Nanaimo, British Columbia, on Canada’s Pacific coast, said they were called to the scene by concerned residents, and the man told them he was “honoring Hitler’s birthday.” He was detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

This guy is lucky they weren’t involved in another type of intimate act.

Love at first bite?

JERUSALEM (Reuters) – An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend’s tongue during a heated French kiss, an Israeli hospital that reattached the tongue said Thursday.