Just when you thought you'd seen everything

Just when you thought you’d seen everything

January 29th, 2009 |

along comes something stunning, original, and so downright stupid that it leaves you gasping for air.

Is your marriage suffering? Do you lack the kind of true intimacy that you used to have, but now no longer enjoy?

One solution is to do more things together with your significant other. And what thing would bring you closer than… well, poopoo?

Yes, it’s true — a brainiac of gigantic proportions has invented the “Toilet Built For Two.”

Hard as it is to believe, this $1,400 loo has an optional 7″ LCD TV and iPOD docking port.

Just what my wife wants for Valentine’s Day, I’m certain of it.

Tim:

January 30, 2009 at January 30, 2009 - 6:55 am

This is from a Saturday Night Live parody commercial with Victoria Jackson and Kevin Nealon.
Henry Jennings:

January 30, 2009 at January 30, 2009 - 9:34 am

Well, the link is to a wholesaler; if it’s a spoof, it’s a damned good one.
Henry Jennings:

January 30, 2009 at January 30, 2009 - 9:56 am

I think it’s actually a real product; but SNL made a great joke of it. Here’s one active link to the video… most of the others have been taken down, probably for copyright reasons.

http://tu.tv/videos/niagara-love-toilet