Wiping out global warming
… one ass at a time.
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.
No word on how she’d propose to enforce this; perhaps Ass-Cams in public loos, or maybe a new dispensing system for every toilet?
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Oh shut it, you. When we gonna hit the ‘gars?
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