Archive for February, 2007

We have to put up with the idiots we elect, but at least we don’t have to put up with guys like this.  Enjoy your healty English food Chuck.

Charles: Ban the Big Mac

Prince Charles today said banning McDonald’s fast food was the key to a healthy lifestyle.

His comments came as he attended the launch of a public health awareness campaign.

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“She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone” . I coundn’t agree more.

Text messages land teacher in hot water

February 23, 2007

MURRAY, Ky. –A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer, police said.

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Lawmakers gone wild.

Law Could Ban Anatomically Correct Car Doodads

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — One Maryland state lawmaker wants to grab the bull by the… Well, let’s say it’s not exactly by the horns.

Delegate LeRoy Myers Jr. wants to outlaw bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle doodads.

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Head phones are your friend.

Wis. man’s good intentions die by the sword

He breaks into apartment, mistaking porn screams for actual rape

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. – A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

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Moon on, for old SC.

No butts about it, cheeky goalie ejected

Tue Feb 20, 10:06 PM ET

NORTH LOGAN, Utah – A University of Southern California hockey goalie put on a show, but it had nothing to do with stopping shots. Mickey Meyer rode his stick like a horse, dropped his bulky pants, mooned the crowd and slapped his buttocks during a game against Brigham Young University, police said.

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