It could be argued that all the bad puns in this article are the real crime.

Cops put 2 on ice after Frosty stabbing

Mon Dec 18, 11:38 PM ET

CINCINNATI – Two Christmas grinches were arrested Monday, accused of stabbing a 12-foot-tall inflatable Frosty the snowman with a screwdriver. The Hamilton County Sheriff’s office said two 18-year-olds were charged with criminal damaging, and the investigation continues to snowball.

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