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Archive for November, 2006

for not showing me how rubbers worked, I guess.

BERLIN (Reuters) – A court ruling which ordered a gynecologist to pay child support for up to 18 years as compensation for botching a contraceptive implant was condemned by the German media as scandalous on Wednesday.

The Karlsruhe-based federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday that the doctor must pay his former patient, now a mother of a three-year-old boy, 600 euros ($769) a month because she became pregnant after he implanted her with a contraceptive device. “A child as a case for damages — this perverse idea has now been confirmed by one of Germany’s highest courts,” conservative Die Welt daily newspaper wrote in an editorial on Wednesday.

The device is meant to protect against pregnancy for up to three years, but half a year after the operation, the implant could no longer be found in the woman’s body, the court said.

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What, these two can’t sneak into the airplane lavatory like normal people?

Sex on a plane? Please … fasten your seat belts!
California couple’s passion brings on the heat in N.C

Andrea Weigl, Staff Writer

A California couple whose in-flight friskiness on the way to the Triangle was a bit much for the other passengers are facing federal charges for harassing the flight attendant who asked them to stop.

I just love this quote:

Sewell told the flight attendants that she worked for a lawyer and it was illegal not to serve alcohol to them.

I feel her pain. I also hate it when I’m denied my constitutional rights to be drunk and obnoxious on an airplane.

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Remember to print both sides of your fake money.  Leaving your driver’s license with the clerk for an extended period is also regarded as a bad move by counterfeiters in the know.

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A woman’s attempt to pass a counterfeit $20 bill at a gas station was easily foiled when the clerk realized something odd: It was blank on one side.

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I bet our jobs that we can get a prisoner to run around the cellblock naked for a slice of pie.

ADRIAN, Mich. — A naked pie prank has cost a couple of Michigan jail guards their jobs.

Sheriff Larry Richardson has fired two Lenawee County Jail officers for urging an inmate to strip and run nude around his cellblock in exchange for a piece of cherry pie.

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Rule #1 when goofing off at work, make sure there are no cameras around.

Photos Show Space Workers Snoozing On Job

POSTED: 4:32 am PST November 7, 2006

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — Workers at NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center have been forced to review the rulebook after old photos of three space workers snoozing on the job were released on a Web site.

A word to the wise, it is much easier to get away with posting on tinyminds.net than it is to nap at work.

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