We’re cancelling childhood.

It’s just too dangerous.

Students at Willett Elementary School in Attleboro can no longer play tag during recess. The same goes for touch football and other unsupervised “chasing” games.

The school’s principal said there’s too much risk of injury to children during games like tag.

The school board is considering requiring football padding, hardhats, and eye-protectioin goggles for the students, as well. “Who knows, a kid could trip, or bump into another child, and that would be terrible,” posited one idiotic school board member.

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