TINY MINDS

Archive for July, 2006

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — If he’s telling the truth, a Jordanian salesman could be the only man on the planet who doesn’t know who Brad Pitt is.

The 29-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly trying to use an ID card with an Arabic name and Pitt’s photo — which he allegedly downloaded from the Internet.

He allegedly forged the card with the Hollywood actor’s picture and an Arabic name in an attempt to steal more than $22,000 left unclaimed at an exchange house where his brother worked as a teller, according to a report in the daily Gulf News.

He told police he had never heard of Pitt.

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In a shockingly brilliant new study, “scientists” have determined that having children exercise more, perhaps by adding weight to their playthings, might cut down on the epidemic of bloated, corpulent toddlers:

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) – Adding weights to children’s toys may help them improve their fitness during playtime, the results of a small study suggest.

I believe adding the title “Dr. Obvious” to this clown’s resume is also in order.

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