TINY MINDS

In a shockingly brilliant new study, “scientists” have determined that having children exercise more, perhaps by adding weight to their playthings, might cut down on the epidemic of bloated, corpulent toddlers:

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) – Adding weights to children’s toys may help them improve their fitness during playtime, the results of a small study suggest.

I believe adding the title “Dr. Obvious” to this clown’s resume is also in order.