Archive for July, 2006

It’s raining cats and dogs. Well dogs anyway.

This poor guy had the bad luck to be walking below the window where a drunken owner was defenestrating his 110lb St. Bernard.

WARSAW (Reuters) – A man was bruised but alive on Wednesday after a Saint Bernard dog thrown out a two-story window landed on him as he was walking down the street in the southern-Polish city of Sosnowiec.

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Facial Telephonic Insertion, Part II

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The assault trial of a man accused of shoving a cell phone down a woman’s throat has begun.

Prosecutors say 24-year-old Marlon Brando Gill was angry and jealous when he forced the phone into Melinda Abell’s throat in December. But defense attorneys insist the 25-year-old victim swallowed the phone intentionally to prevent Gill from finding out who she’d been calling.

Gill is charged with felony first-degree assault.

A doctor at a Kansas City hospital’s emergency room used a tool called a “pincher” to remove the phone from Abell’s throat.

She testified yesterday that she couldn’t remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night. Court records show that her blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit.

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Unclear on the concept

This quote sums it up “I think it’s fair to say we were not dealing with a great criminal mind here.”

NEW YORK (Reuters) – A prison inmate pleaded guilty on Tuesday to sending letters to the FBI and secret service that included bomb and anthrax threats — as well as his full name and inmate number.

Golly, how did they know it was me?

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Perhaps it’s reasonable, after HeadButtGate?


NICOSIA (Reuters) – An England football shirt gave away a Senegalese man attempting to enter Cyprus on a forged French passport, police on the Mediterranean island said on Monday.

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I don’t know where to start with this one

All I can say is um, wow!

BEIJING (Reuters) – A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said Friday.

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