OK, that’s just wrong

OMAHA, Neb. — Talk about a pot belly!

Police in Omaha, Neb., report finding a man’s pot stash hidden in a roll of stomach fat. Officers said they stopped the 5 foot 8 inch , 250-pound man because his car was blocking traffic.

According to authorities, when an officer smelled marijuana in the car, he searched the man and found a baggie of the illegal weed.

The man was ticketed on suspicion of possessing less than an ounce of marijuana and obstructing traffic.

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33 Responses to “OK, that’s just wrong”

  • Mike Schuler:

    You need a tab for nominations. This story is from the Spokesman-Review of Spokane Washington and requires a subscription, so I’ll paste the entire story. http://www.spokesmanreview.com/tools/story_pf.asp?ID=136429

    Wednesday, June 21, 2006

    Detective accused of exposing self
    Veteran sheriff’s officer may face charge, lose job
    Jody Lawrence-Turner
    Staff writer
    June 20, 2006

    A sheriff’s detective accused of exposing himself at an Airway Heights coffee kiosk reportedly told investigators he was trying to build a relationship with the young barista.

    Now, detective Joseph W. Mastel, 52, is facing a possible charge of indecent exposure and could lose his job.

    According to police, Mastel “unzipped or unbuttoned” his pants when he stopped his personal vehicle at the On Alert Caffeine Station because he believed he and the 23-year-old woman had mutual feelings, Airway Heights Police Chief Lee Bennett said. But Mastel told police he realized he was wrong as soon as he saw the look on the woman’s face.

    The detective was off-duty when the incident occurred, Spokane County Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich said.

    The investigative report regarding the 12-year Sheriff’s Office veteran’s behavior has been sent to the Airway Heights prosecutor for a decision on whether to file charges, Bennett said. Indecent exposure is a misdemeanor.

    Mastel was on a planned vacation Monday in Montana, officials said. He is expected to report to the Sheriff’s Office on Thursday. An internal investigation is under way.

    The detective was not arrested by Airway Heights police because he was not considered a flight risk, Bennett said.

    Knezovich learned of the indecent exposure accusation Friday night. “It was a total shock,” Knezovich said. The sheriff has worked closely with Mastel during the past several years.

    A decision about Mastel’s employment as a property crimes detective will be made immediately upon his return, Knezovich said. Disciplinary actions “could be up to and including termination.”

    Mastel was a regular customer at the drive-through On Alert Caffeine Station on U.S. Highway 2, Knezovich said. Mastel, who is married, had been stopping there for a couple of years, and the woman knew him by his first name.

    On Friday, Mastel was heading out on his vacation when he stopped by the coffee stand at about 9:45 a.m., sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Dave Reagan said.

    After Mastel reportedly exposed himself to the woman, he drove away, Bennett said. The woman then went to the opposite side of the two-window stand and told a friend what had happened. Her friend called Airway Heights police.

    While the woman was describing Mastel, he returned to the business in his pickup and the woman identified him, Reagan said.

    “When we called him into the station to interview him, he said he had overstepped his bounds in building a relationship with this person,” Bennett said.

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    I got my pot belly from drinking a lot of beer. now i have to do a lot of Cardio to remove my pot belly.-:`

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