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URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan

April 26, 2006

Estimada Raza de Aztlan and Beyond,

Our Director of Special Intelligence Services has brought to our attention disturbing information that threatens the safety of our families. This information requires that we prepare a defense strategy to protect our communities.

Due to the recent large demonstrations of our people in major cities in occupied Anahuac, extremist European invaders are preparing violent actions against us. They are expected to use physical violence in the upcoming marches and rallies planned for May 1, 2006 and we must take steps to protect our families.

The Director of Special Intelligence Services has reliable information that anti-Mexican forces in Aztlan and in certain other area of Anahuac, are preparing to utilize explosives and snipers to kill our people. We urge our community to arm themselves to protect our families. We are also urging our soldiers presently serving In Iraq, Afghanistan and other foreign lands to do everything possible to return home and fight for your own. The situation here is critical.

In addition, all political prisoners shall be in constant alert and ready for action. Also, youth groups in our barrios shall call truces and direct their energies against the racist enemy that has vowed to annihilate our families.

Our Prime Minister is instructing every able bodied male to arm himself to protect the women and children in his home. We can not depend on local White law enforcement authorities because in many cases they will join the criminal elements and participate in the slaughter of our people. Make sure you have weapons and plenty of ammunition in your homes at the ready.

Criminal racist elements have already made death threats against certain “occupation administrators” and they will not stop at killing our civilians. We hope that the massacres of Mexicans that the White criminals have vowed to undertake are just the rantings of cowardly insane minds but we must take these threats seriously.

Cuauhtli
Minister of Information
Nation of Aztlan

Ben & Jerry’s wins the “Politically Correct Flub of the Week” award for apologizing for naming an ice cream flavor “Black & Tan”. If this wasn’t so totally unbelievable, I normally would let it go, but:

Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s has apologized to America’s Irish population after naming a new flavour Black & Tan.

Ben & Jerry’s said the new flavour, available only in the United States, is based on an ale and stout drink of the same name.

But it is also the name given to a British force that operated during Ireland’s war of independence.

“Any reference on our part to the British Army unit was absolutely unintentional and no ill-will was ever intended,” said a Ben & Jerry’s spokesman. “Ben & Jerry’s was built on the philosophies of peace and love.”

No word on when B&J will apologize to America’s Orangemen population for insulting the memory of the brave boys who tried to keep the Empire together by apologizing to a rabble of terror-loving drunken Micks.

That was a joke, by the way.

Just when you think being stuck naked in your chimney can’t get any worse…

Urbano’s effort ended disastrously when a cable-television wire he used to lower himself snapped. He fell and was wedged in a section of the chimney tapering into the home’s fireplace.

For the next four hours he cried out for help. A neighbor called police and fire fighters, who dislodged Urbano, Branson said. Officers booked Urbano for being under the influence of drugs, he added.

I’m thinking maybe it’s time for Timmy to move out of Daddy’s trailer…

Dunedin, Florida – A Dunedin dad probably made his point about his son spending too much time on the computer. Pinellas Sheriff’s deputies say he shot at the monitor as his son sat near-by. Forty-four-year-old Joseph Langenderfer was arrested Monday afternoon at his home on Frances Street.

His 22-year-old son Tim called 911, saying he and his dad were arguing and his dad had just shot at him.

The older Langenderfer reportedly told deputies he was mad that his son had not done the laundry and was spending all his time playing games on their computer. He told deputies that although he told his son he was going to shoot the computer, the gun accidentally fired.

The bullet hit the wall about three feet from where the son was sitting.

Langenderfer is in the Pinellas County jail charged with one count of attempted murder, (accused of trying to kill his son, not the computer.)

Wouldn’t you like to know what is behind this story?  Hmm, on second thought maybe not.

Police told NBC4 that the man, armed with a handgun, held two other men hostage inside the home and used super glue to bind their hands together and seal their mouths shut. One of the men may have been a former lover of the suspect, according to NBC4.