No more Kotex for La Raza

Well, it’s finally come to this: Aztlan has officially declared a boycott of Kotex, Huggies, Kleenex, Cottonelle, Scott, Kimbies, Pull-ups, Depend and more.

Why? Because the Evil Nazi Fascist Congressman Sensenbrenner is an heir to the Kimberly-Clark fortune. If illegal aliens stop wiping their noses, their fundamental posterior orifices, and their babies in KC products, Sensenbrenner will be FORCED to stop doing bad things to these poor, embattled people.

There was no guidance on what substitutes might be appropriate, although there is a downloadable flier available on the forums that I suppose you could use if you print it on soft enough paper. Frankly, I’d highly recommend avoiding this weekend’s protest rallies, unless you have a serious head cold.

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