bat (bt) noun1. Any of various nocturnal flying mammals of the order Chiroptera, having membranous wings that extend from the forelimbs to the hind limbs or tail and anatomical adaptations for echolocation, by which they navigate and hunt prey.
bat gua·no (bt gwän) noun
1. A substance composed chiefly of the dung of bats, accumulated along certain coastal areas or in caves and used as fertilizer.
bat shit (bt sht) noun
1. Bat excrement.
2. The act or an instance of a bat defecating.
3. Characteristics:
a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
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Cocaine is a helluva drug!
I be Congresscritter McKinney. What yo gotta say ’bout dat? Yar!
“So Bobby Brown came over to my place and…”
How did I get elected?
Uuurk! Body cavity search!
Sparkly… it’s so……. sparkly
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bat (b
t) noun1. Any of various nocturnal flying mammals of the order Chiroptera, having membranous wings that extend from the forelimbs to the hind limbs or tail and anatomical adaptations for echolocation, by which they navigate and hunt prey.
bat gua·no (b
t gwä
n
) noun
1. A substance composed chiefly of the dung of bats, accumulated along certain coastal areas or in caves and used as fertilizer.
bat shit (b
t sh
t) noun
1. Bat excrement.
2. The act or an instance of a bat defecating.
3. Characteristics:
a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
b. A mean or contemptible person.
WHOAA…easy with that handwand Jack….
They even searched my hair- because it’s BLACK.
Don King is my hero.
Spanish fly … oh my God…
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Does any one remember “The little rascals?”
Oooooh I love the feel of a taser in the morning….
Buckwheat say, “O-Tay!”
you better stop looking at me like that or I’ll kick your ass.
Stuck on Stupid
What, me worry?
Ooooh, I left my phone on vibrate.
Entry 1:
Cynthia McKinney to the Mothership. Beam me up! The racist white crackers are on to me.
Entry 2:
Why didn’t anyone tell me that I can’t win Dumbass Democrat of the Week for being a racist jerk?
“What? Bill Cosby is here? G’night ya’ll!”
I think I will declare a winner, and it’s our very own Oxenstern:
“Ooooh, I left my phone on vibrate!”
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