TINY MINDS

… this poor bastard wouldn’t be out of a job and heading for jail.

A Chantilly High School teacher accused of giving marijuana to a student was arrested at his home on Monday. Thomas Newlun, 53, faced charges including marijuana distribution and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

According to police, Newlun allegedly gave a small amount of marijuana to a 17-year-old student after class last Friday. The boy then gave the drugs to a school security officer.

Yes, it’s true — the ungrateful little bastard narc’d him out.

I have to say, this story has all the elements of an Idiot of Note — and therefore, I hereby grant that title to Mr. Newlun. Grats on a job well done.

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