The Al Qaeda Pledge

Signal 94 has a great piece on some recently released Al Qaeda documents, that include the membership rules for joining Osama’s exclusive club of Islamofascist murderers. It even includes a rule that one must recite the pledge.

Signal 94 suggests, since the pledge isn’t actually included:

“I pledge allegiance to the One
Who has strapped me to my splodey belt.
And to the Caliphate,
Whatever that is,
One detonator,
Twenty kilos of #12 common nails,
Five kilos of Semtex,
And my guts spattered all over the Mall.”

More goodies there; check it out.

Crossposted at The Real Ugly American

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