The Truth will Out

Today, there was a story across the wire about a man who entered a convenience store, asked the clerk to microwave something for him, and then left in a rush when the clerk noticed that the object was apparently a severed “male part”. Police began their search.

Now, the truth be told, it turns out that it wasn’t an actual male part but rather an artificial male part filled with urine. The man and an unnamed female wanted to heat up the urine so that she could use it for an employment drug screening.

The question remains why they were using such an oddly-shaped vessel to transport their booty. No doubt, Reuters will get to the bottom of the story.

I’m just glad that I can uncross my legs again.

Sphere: Related Content

One Response to “The Truth will Out”

Leave a Reply

Comments links could be nofollow free.

    follow me on Twitter

    Previous Drivel
    Stuff and Such

    Bad Behavior has blocked 66114 access attempts in the last 7 days.