TINY MINDS

Archive for January, 2006

Are not posted at this site. Sorry. Would be pretty cool though, wouldn’t it? BTW what the hell was up with her lip in that interview last night on Ellen? Not that I watch Ellen… but dang, that girls got one hell of a cold sore.

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This dipstick didn’t realize that parrots that speak will … parrot what they hear.

The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins’s embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair — meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK’s Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins’s voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out “Hiya Gary,” according to newspaper reports.

Unfortunately, the parrot had to be fired, as he wouldn’t stop using Gary’s name all the time. Apparently, the bird had been quite impressed.

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This Vietnam era deserter finally got caught. According to the story, he could be charged with desertion and given jail time and a dishonorable discharge.

He claims he’s relieved, however. After all that time, it must be nice to finally have the running and lying be over. But his asking “What are they going to do with a 55-year-old man that’s baldheaded, broke down, mentally unstable? What more can you do to me?”

Easy. Assclown, meet Bubba.

Too bad you didn’t man up in the first place and just refuse to go; three years in Leavenworth at 19 would be a lot easier than a lifetime of running and hiding and dealing with your cowardly conscience.

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In a blaze of nauseating hypocracy, Sen. Ted Kennedy has finally decided, “as quick as boiled asparagus”, that he’s gonna quit the Owl Club at Harvard.

“…Kennedy — who ripped Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito for ties to a group that discriminates against women — says he’s going to quit a club notorious for discriminating against women “as fast as I can.”

Kennedy was outed by conservatives late last week as a current member of The Owl Club, a social club for Harvard alumni that bans women from membership.

In an interview with WHDH Channel 7’s Andy Hiller that aired last night, Kennedy said, “I joined when I . . . 52 years ago, I was a member of the Owl Club, which was basically a fraternal organization.” 

It really doesn’t get much better than that, does it?

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This recent quote is a stunner :

“When you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation and you know what I’m talking about…”

Actually, I don’t have a friggin clue what she’s talking about, and niether does she.

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