Polly want a cracker?

This dipstick didn’t realize that parrots that speak will … parrot what they hear.

The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins’s embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair — meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK’s Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins’s voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out “Hiya Gary,” according to newspaper reports.

Unfortunately, the parrot had to be fired, as he wouldn’t stop using Gary’s name all the time. Apparently, the bird had been quite impressed.

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