Archive for January, 2006

Both hands on the wheel, please

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson’s report.

“When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him,” Hall said in his report.

A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb.

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From Mullings…

Theresa Heinz Rodham Kerry makes a point to an unidentifed participant in Davos, Switzerland where, according to the AP, the attendees

“talk of the issues facing the global community, ranging from security against terror to advancing human rights and the struggle against poverty and disease.”

A nicely dressed John Kerry, sitting politely and quietly, legs tucked neatly under his chair, was also in attendance.

(AP Photo/Michel Euler)

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Motorist beats up messenger — on camera.

What a genius.

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This would never happen in America

Two twins, galavanting about wearing nothing but very brief loincloths, have been detained for indecent exposure in Zimbabwe.

This horrible lawbreaking completely overshadows the destruction of the country’s white population, rampant famine, and other difficulties.

“We have failed to see how their actions conform to our culture,” association president Gordon Chavunduka told the newspaper. “Dressing of that nature is now reserved for special traditional and cultural occasions, not everywhere.”

They have also been ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. After all, you’d have to be crazy to break the law in Mugabeland.

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Dry Bones gets it.

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