TINY MINDS

Archive for December, 2005

So let’s say you have a spectacular career pitching in major league baseball. You retire after 17 years. You run out of money, and decide that the best thing to do would be to start a life of crime.

Or, you don’t.

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David Letterman has been ordered to stop extra-sensorially tormenting a New Mexico woman he’s never heard of…

I’m thinking this judge needs something to do…

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Florida’s attorney general is a crusader against email spam… unless, of course, it is about his campaign — that’s different.

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This dipshit actually turned himself in to the police for child pornography after receiving a random email message purporting that he was under investigation.

At least the bastard had a conscience — sometimes it’s a good thing when someone is a dumbshit — at least for the rest of us.

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You may have heard about his odd complex…

Internet dating will never be the same, now that these dumbshits have put the fear of God into the web-dating public…. imagine chatting up some sexy broad over a dating service for a few months, finally manning up enough to meet in real life — only to find out that the woman you’ve been typing sweet nothings (and no doubt, more sloppy things) to is, in fact, she-who-bore-your-scrawny-ass into the world.

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