TINY MINDS

Archive for December, 2005

From The Smoking Gun…

Share on Facebook

More and more people are answering more and more surveys, and with the current lack of news, the media has decided that it all means that more and more Americans think life sucks.

Of course, they don’t reveal what percentage of the sample population queried were lefties, for whom life is an endless series of disasters since Johnson decided not to run for re-election around a million years ago.

This brilliant analysis, however, was included in the story:

The survey, part of a broader study of American society conducted by the university every two years, found that troubles were greatest among those with low income, poor education levels and among unmarried mothers.

They get PAID for this shi’ite?

Share on Facebook

America is the bad place. Not only do we grate at buying government-subsidized wood products, and balk at allowing free access to our borders for Muslim refugees granted free access to Canada, we are exporting gun violence to the poor bastards.

“What we saw yesterday is a stark reminder of the challenge that governments, police forces and communities face to ensure that Canadian cities do not descend into the kind of rampant gun violence we have seen elsewhere,” Martin said.

You see, over half of the guns in Canada, according to these asshats, are smuggled illegally from the US. What the PM fails to realize is that … well… they don’t make guns in peaceful Canada. Happily, however, they still make cars (well, a few anyhow) so the PM won’t be able to blame imported vehicles for all of the drunk driving deaths on Canada’s quality highways — that one he’ll have to own hisself.

Share on Facebook

Working for the Red Cross can be a rewarding and spiritually satisfying way to give back to the community.

Especially if you are dumb enough to figure that you’d never get caught helping yourself to a little reward on the side…

Share on Facebook

“Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.”

Share on Facebook