TINY MINDS

This genius figured no one would ever notice — alas, someone did. And now he’s in the can for lobbing piss into people’s yards.

Reno Tobler, a truck driver whose route regularly brings him to the Des Moines area, was charged with littering and harassment for throwing laundry detergent-size bottles of his urine into backyards of Forest Avenue residents. The properties back University Avenue’s north side in Clive.

Will wonders never cease? I hope not. Perhaps this genius could get one of these and take care of business without pestering the poor unsuspecting saps of Forest Avenue?

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