I’m sooooo sad. Here’s $15,000!

What kind of a ‘tard would get so upset about avoiding marriage to someone who doesn’t love him that he’d give a $15,000 engagement ring to a complete stranger?

“Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now. Merry Christmas to you,” the note said.

Well, we may never know. But I know you’re out there, and any time you feel like getting dumped on, afterwards, my car is parked downstairs. I’ll leave the window down a little.

Dork.

Sphere: Related Content

One Response to “I’m sooooo sad. Here’s $15,000!”

Leave a Reply

Comments links could be nofollow free.

    follow me on Twitter


    Previous Drivel
    Stuff and Such

    Bad Behavior has blocked 1175 access attempts in the last 7 days.