Superman to be emasculated

This one kinda takes the cake for today — apparently, the feller that plays Superman in the new Returns movie is… well… above average.

The Hollywood execs can’t have that — after all, what’s Superman if not Everyman-in-Tights?

I suspect, however, that just the opposite might be the case; that there will be no digital editing, and that actually, our hero has a micropenis a la Jacques Chirac — and this is all about buzz for the movie.

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